Cunts and Bullshit!

Don't worry - about people, they are all cunts - be happy! Enjoy life!
Don't worry - about things, everything is bullshit - be happy! Enjoy life!

On Cunts!

Everyone is a cunt except people who make me happy and I care about (also who care about me.)

Examples:
- Your boss is a cunt!
- Your colleagues are cunts!

And don't expect anything more from people other than being a total cunt!

On Bullshit!

Everything is bullshit except things that make me happy.

Examples:
- Your work is bullshit!
- Money is bullshit!

And don't expect anything more from things other than they are total bullshit!

Right Attitude!

Thinking people are cunts doesn't stop you from being civil and proper towards them.
Thinking things are bullshit doesn't stop you from giving those things due care and consideration.

Image: It's all Cunts and Bullshit!

Final Word

It's all Cunts and Bullshit! Enjoy Life!