This is my naughty Thailand trip ... or is it!?
I decided to come to Thailand (because I couldn't get a refund for a £900+ flight ticket) and not let the Thai wife know.
Day 0: October 28th: Saturday
Drove my Lotus and parked it in the Terminal 2 Short Stay. One major advantage, it will be out the rain for a week and a half or so.
Day 1: October 29th: Sunday
Arrived around 3pm at Suvarnabhumi Airport and made my way by public transportation to my hotel (Adelphi Suites.)
Uneventful journey to the hotel. I might have been a little bit disappointed with my room when I arrived, it seemed a little gloomy, but it was a bit gloomy outside anyway.
I got settled in, with plans to go out in the evening. Then the thunderstorms struck, and I looked at the weather forecast, and pretty much every day of my holiday has thunderstorms. I was wondering if God was not smiling on me (of course that is a very silly thing to think - there's millions of people in Bangkok - the weather is just a natural thing, not for my punishment.)
I had a really nice Grilled Steak Salad (by myself) for my evening meal.
For this holiday I've bought some reading books. And I've already read half of the first book "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck."
After my meal, I decided to brave the rain. I walked to Nana Plaza, but it was shut (really, is God sending me messages) because October 29th is Awk Phansa, a national day of no alcholic drinking. My main meal went without alcohol too, but I'd not thought much of it.
With the freedom of being by myself. I walked from Nana Plaza to Soi Cowboy, and that was shut too. I couldn't help finding it funny. And whilst there I got a favourite yoghurt drink from the 7-eleven.
Back at my hotel, I was feeling really horny. I thought about Thai escorts. Joined this smooci.com thing. And after looking for a while (not much choice with the ladies, but great choice with the ladyboys), I decided, "Fuck it!" and had a fantastic wank about my favourite female anime character.
I'm lucky that I really love wanking, it just feels so good. And the whole chasing/paying ladies/ladyboys for sex, seems kind of pointless, when I can have a great time by myself (or with a sex doll.) Perhaps this will turn out to be one of my cheaper Thai holidays 😊
Now for sleep. Plans for tomorrow!?
1) Thet's wake up early and semi run to Lumphini and back (start after 0700)
2) Thet's have a fantastic breakfast at the hotel.
3) Then, no idea.
Day 2: October 30th: Monday
Woke up and ran from Adephi Suites to Lumphini, around Lumphini and back. I was exhausted.
Had a great breakfast.
Did an online Linkedin Learning training course: Lxxxxxxx Axxxxxx.
Then I went to find some Soapy Massage spots. I took the Skytrain (BTS) to Phrom Phong to check out Sukhumvit 24/1 Alley. It seemed a little quiet when I was there at about 1.30pm, so I moved on. And walked back to Asok, to take the MRT from Sukhumvit to Phetchaburi.
At Phetchaburi I was searching for La Belle. After some walking around, I finally found it, but perhaps was too early when I was there. It opens at 2pm, I must have been there around 2:30. Again, I walked on. Next time I go, I'll get a motorbike taxi from the MRT station. Also there's a motorbike taxi stand outside La Belle which you can use to get back to the MRT (must admit, if it hadn't been there I might have walked in - it's a bit like having an audience.)
I don't think my Soapy Massage scouts were a total failure, I have discovered where they are, just didn't have the feeling to do the final step and go through the door.
Other Soapy Massage places I thought of visiting:
- Poseidon (Huai Khwang MRT) Opens 12pm
- Emmanuelle (Huai Khwang MRT) Opens 1:30pm
Must admit, I'm really enjoying the freedom of being able to walk where I want, and at a pace I want. I've yet to be naughty (shag a lady), maybe I just don't need it. I feel like it was the right decision to stay alone. Also, listening to my music is great and the TV has yet to be turned on 😊
Installed Ubuntu on my Windows 11 Home Laptop.
Got myself a Rabbit Card (for the BTS). 100 baht for the card and added 200 baht credit. This means I can jump on and off the BTS for a while without worrying about paying at a machine or ticket office. I believe the card can be topped up at 7-Eleven as well as the BTS office (I may have misunderstood, will find out later.)
Had another great evening meal - The Monsoon Snapper (Pan fried snapper with basil, mashed potato, shrimp and avocado mojo.) Alas, it didn't look as good as the menu photo, but otherwise excellent.
Then I revisited Sukhumvit 24/1. And partook of a soapy body massage. Will I repeat!? No. I'm happy for the experience, experience is always good, there was no happy ending though. Was it because I'd had such a fantastic wank last night!? Or that the lady I picked (the best of about 10 or so in the place I might have hastily walked into) didn't really float my boat!? Probably a combination of both, but more the latter. Really, if the lady is not skinny, tight bodied, with small boobs, and under 30, it's always going to be a bit of a fail. She was closer to 40. And I'm more of a missionary guy, I like doing the riding, not being ridden. Anyway, still a useful experience - I learnt something, and learning is always good even if the situation wasn't fantastic - and good the experience was at a cheaper brothel rather than the more expensive ones. No more Thai brothels for me!
After this holiday is over, I'll know for sure whether real women are really for me. Do I just like wanking and sex dolls!?
Chocolate milkshake to wash out the listerine I was given (I hate that stuff) and now off to bed about 2230.
PS Must admit, I saw a smoking hot African lady as I was returning to my hotel.
Day 3: October 31st: Tuesday
For the second day running, I ran to Lumphini Park (from Adelphi Suites over the Lumpini Park to Benjakitti Park Green Mile.) Good going for me. I've not run two consecutive days for a long time (perhaps last time in Thailand back in 2022.)
Note: I wake up at 0630 to get ready for my run. Best to run early morning when not too hot. Many people running in the morning in Lumphini park.
Then a fantastic English breakfast. After breakfast I needed to buy a couple of things - 1) Treatment for a fungal infection on my leg (lady last night told me what it was, I hadn't a clue) - 2) Something for the washing machine, so I can wash some clothes. And shopping mission successful. I also got a very nice strawberry smoothie at Terminal 21.
Because I didn't have much plans, I thought I'd check out some of the shopping malls. I'm not fan of shopping malls. Temples to consumerism. Temples full of products no one really needs. I did Terminal 21, Central World, and Siam Paragon. After those 3 I'd totally had enough and went back to my hotel. If I never visit another shopping mall again, I won't be unhappy.
Next, back at the hotel, I spent some time in the bed just relaxing and then took a nice soothing bath to soak my tired muscles (also I've been climbing the stairs to my 10th floor room rather than using the lift) - it's almost like I'm on holiday. That took me up to 3:30pm. Now time to do something productive. Starting my second training course of the holiday - Axxxxxx Exxxxxxxx Txxxxxxx - and completed module 1.
At 6 I went for an evening meal. I had the Monsoon Burger (with sauteed mushrooms, bacon and gorgonzola cheese.)
Note: So far all my main meals have been from the Monsoon restaurant by the Adelphi Suites hotel.
Then I went for a walk to Terminal 21 to get some cash. From there I walked back to Nana and for the first time in my life entered Nana Plaza. Nana Plaza is a bit crazy. I walked around. And ended up in an Agogo bar called something 2 (maybe Chillout 2). And in there was the perfect girl for me (or so I thought).
I'll call her A. She was slim/skinny, sexy, and young (22). I paid the bar fine and her fee (1000 + 3000 Thb), took her back to the hotel. This is probably one of the strangest experiences in all of Thailand for me. She asked "are we going to have sex". I said "do you want to". She said "no". And that was that 😂. In hindsight, I should probably have said "yes" to the first question. If a lady works in an Agogo bar and is happy to take the money for a service, she should be totally willing to give the service she is offering (by being an Agogo girl.) I took her to Soi Cowboy (she'd never been) and had a couple of drinks in a very busy Agogo there (I forget the name of that one too.) Then we went back to Nana. Almost like I was chaperoning her. And left her back at her Agogo, just after 0100.
A did say she'd only been working in Agogos for a week (or was it a month, I didn't quite understand.) And her lack of experience did show. If she'd said "yes" to wanting sex, then potentially she would have had a very easy going customer for days, instead, I won't be going back. And she came from Bangkok (Bang Na) but knew very little of Bangkok. I do worry for her a little, she seemed too nice to be an Agogo girl.
Must admit, when I bar fined her, a part of me was thinking "maybe for one night, I can save her from a potentially nasty encounter". Totally stupid really. She probably hated my guts. I'm no White Knight, what the hell was I thinking!?
If anything, A was too young for me. Not just young, but young in a psychological and mental way too - in the life she has chosen, she will grow up very quickly. Body-wise very sexy, personality wise, not so. The massage lady had sexy personality but body not so much. The agogo lady had sexy body but personality not so much. Can I find a lady with sexy body and sexy personality!? As always there's the allure of the African ladies (freelancers are dangerous though.) Or do I really care that much about all this!? My favourite anime character/love dolls are kind of unbeatable.
Then to sleep (feeling quite drunk) at 2am. The end of an expensive day (8000 Thb spent - and probably far too many lady drinks.)
Day 4: November 1st: Wednesday
I was a bit hungover from the previous night. No jogging today. I finally rolled out of bed very late - around 1100 - and had a shower. My legs probably needed a day off running, so that' was okay. I was quite happy to wake up alone and not have a companion with me.
And no breakfast today. I used the coffee provided by the hotel. And my breakfast is the fruit A brought in from a street vendor. Also a Snickers bar A bought at the 7-Eleven which will go down nicely with a cup of tea after.
Ironically, I woke up thinking today I'll just spend most of the day in the hotel and not go anywhere. This was my issue with the wife - her not wanting to go anywhere.
Completed module 2 of 5 of Axxxxxx Exxxxxxxx Txxxxxxx.
Then I went out and changed £100 to Thai Baht, and walked to Terminal 21. Had a strawberry and banana smoothie. And started watching "Killers of the Flower Moon" at the Cinema. I say started watching because I was dying for a pee about 30 minutes to 1 hour in, and after that decided not to return. None of the characters particularly appealed to me. I'll give it a chance again when it comes on streaming. Honestly, I think I prefer watching stuff in the comfort of my own home, easy to have a pee break if you need it.
Then Grilled Salmon Fillet from the Monsoon restaurant and back to my room to relax for a little bit.
Completed module 3,4,5 of 5 of Axxxxxx Exxxxxxxx Txxxxxxx. Second Linkedin learning course completed.
Around 9pm I went for a walk to Soi Cowboy. I had no feeling to go in any Agogo (I like Agogos more than beer bars) and just walked the street and then went back to the hotel. More important to get an early night so I can go running tomorrow, than sit with sexy ladies. I realize tomorrow is getting onto 4 days since my last ejaculation (over my favourite anime character) so I fear I'm going to be painfully horny tomorrow (I don't feel too bad at the moment.) Should I blow it over my favourite anime character or try and save it for some lucky Thai Agogo lady!? (I guess since I can blow over my favourite anime character any time I want, the latter makes more sense.) Let's say Thursday "Soi Cowboy", Saturday "Nana", Monday "Soi Cowboy", Tuesday (last night) "Nana". My flight is 1pm on Wednesday 8th.
Plan for Thursday. Go somewhere different for English Breakfast (Brainwake Cafe). Day - more study. Evening - Soi Cowboy.
Day 5: November 2nd: Thursday
I had a poor nights sleep. I maybe slept 4 hours until just after 2am, then it was a real struggle. I had a cup of tea and read a book at one point. Was I super excited to go running again!? Or excited for another day in Bangkok!? No idea. But the lack of sleep didn't set up my day very well.
I got out of bed at 0615 and went for my run to Lumphini Park. My 3rd run of this holiday. These are great runs. Very exhausting though. I can run fine all the way to Lumphini, and around Lumphini. Then I need to stop for water. After that I cannot run all the way back to Adelphi Suites.
After showering and cooling off from my run, I went for a walk to Brainwake Cafe in search of the best English Breakfast in Bangkok. My walk there wasn't a good walk. Once you get off Sukhumvit, the pedestrian paths are a bit patchy, and the roads off Sukhumvit are very busy. That I was about the only pedestrian, demonstrates it's not popular for pedestrians. My route went down Soi Cowboy and down the back streets. Sukhumvit would have been a nicer walk. The walk down Sukhumvit 33 back to Sukhumvit road was better but still not something I'd recommend. And the breakfast was good, but honestly, I like the English Breakfast in the Monsoon Restaurant (under the Adelphi Suites) more, so that's me decided, all my English Breakfasts from now on will be at the Monsoon.
I took the BTS from Phrom Pheng to Asok, and walked back to the hotel, stopping to change some Sterling (£) and get an orange yoghurt drink. Back at the hotel early, around 11am. I used the washing machine for the first time, and that went well. Had a short relaxing bath. I was feeling so sleepy. And then dealt with my washing and had a coffee. Followed by some work on my laptop.
I had an early supper around 3pm - Sesame Fried Chicken Salad - partly to allow the cleaner to make up my room, and partly because I'd run out of water. Did an AxxxxxxVxTxxxxxxxx reading course. Then cup of tea and I needed some kip before going out tonight.
After 8pm I went out. I picked up a McDonalds on the way to Soi Cowboy. This would turn out to be one of the most interesting nights of my trip.
1) Started off going into "Venus Agogo". Total disaster. I allowed myself to be dragged in by a very average girl. There were hardly any dancers in there. I foolishly agreed to the one lady drink. Had the one lady bouncing up and down on my lap (it was not pleasant). Then downed my drink (coke) in a rush to make my way to the exit. The experience cost over 800 baht - apparently the fat average lady who accosted me was a Coyote girl. "Venus Agogo" is a total rip-off, don't go.
2) After that experience, I entered "Midnite Agogo". This was very quiet too. I walked back out. Lesson learned "if a bar looks quiet, turn around make for the exit."
3) Next "Shark Agogo". This was okay. There was some quite nice girls in there. I didn't hang around though.
Whilst this had been going on, Miss A from Tuesday night had been sending messages. She said she was late, had no customer, and had been deducted. I guess not long after she found a customer as I had no reply to my message "Do you want me to come?" I'm glad. Miss A was very nice, maybe too nice to be an Agogo girl, just communication was very difficult, and I never quite learnt what she liked beyond TikTok.
4) Next "Tilac Agogo". There had been a nice girl wearing glasses who'd I wish I'd gone in with early. When I went in, I didn't get a friendly vibe. Maybe they only want Koreans and Japanese in there!? So Tilac was another fail. And that was nearly it.
5) "Dollhouse Agogo". The Pattaya version was one of my favourite Agogo's, sad it closed. I went in and there was a nice tall dark Isaan lady. I bought her a few drinks (she did not ask for any) and ended up bar-fining her. 800THB + 6000THB long time. Sounds like a lot of money, but in perspective, 6000THB is still less than 1 hour with an Escort girl in the UK. I'll call her Miss B.
Miss B was very impressive. She happily walks (we walked from Soi Cowboy back to my hotel). She was a farmer. She reads books on Psychology, Language and Finance (including having read "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck" which I am currently reading.) She's currently at university. She talks quite a lot and very good English.
I was unable to shag her though. Not sure what has happened to me. Am I cursed!? But presented with an open goal (no condom) the striker fell flat on his face in shame. Maybe a good thing as it would have been 4 days worth of built up semen. What the hell is wrong with me!? (I had a thought the next day, my body simply won't let me do something not good - unprotected paid sex with a sexy 23 year old Isaan girl sounds fantastic, but clearly is not something anyone should feel proud of. Mentally, my mind - of a sick person - says yes. Physically, my body says no. A fight between good body and evil mind. And then I had a good cry. Sometimes my self hate gets too much. I know it's stupid. I know I'm not a good person. I don't want to be a good person. Please no one say I have a good heart. I want to laugh with the sinners, not cry with the saints, but mind and body are sometimes at war. I feel sick. Losing/forgetting/discarding any ideas about ones identity is a powerful thing to do - "lose yourself". You are not special/unique.)
We slept together and it was very nice to sleep with a woman again. Especially one so exotic.
Day 6: November 3rd: Friday
Miss B and I woke up late, after 1000. We had an early lunch at around midday (I had hoped I'd be in time for breakfast.) Watched a bit of Top Gun. Then around 2pm she went on her way. I was happy to be alone again, but Miss B has been a great experience.
Q: What have I learnt so far from Miss A and Miss B?
A: I have enjoyed their company. Miss B was definitely the most impressive with her reading of books, also not watching TV. There is a kind of emptiness to these experiences though. I enjoy the company of a lady. I really don't need sex with ladies any more (sex dolls and masturbating to porn are much more successful with me - a wank is one in the bank!) The emptiness comes from how fake the experience is - neither of these ladies would be with me if it weren't for the money. You can kid yourself into believing they like you, but it is they like you as a paying customer (i.e. you're an easy customer who treats them well) and without that payment they would not give you the time of day (I might be being a bit unfair here - it's not far off the truth though.)
Am I missing the wife now!? Not sure. These interesting but empty experiences are certainly helping me appreciate her more.
And now after writing the above it is 3pm. What next!? I want to get out the room for sure.
I walked to Terminal 21 to get some cash out. I prefer taking cash out in the security of a good shopping mall. Then walked to a Thai Restaurant close to Nana (which Miss B had recommended - the food was very good). And then back to my room where I had a fantastic wank, and 5 days worth of pent up sperm went all over the floor. After I was feeling tired and went to bed, and duly slept from 5.30pm to 8.30pm upon which I finished off the vitamin drink Miss B had left me and planned my next move.
Which was to do some studying as I hadn't done anything today. One night on, one night off with the Bangkok nightlife works fine for me. Tomorrow we will wake up at 0615 to do some running.
I did two modules of Pxxxxxxxxxx Fxxxxxxxxxx Fxxxxxxxxxxx. Also a bit of personal admin, and now we're ready to go to sleep.
Day 7: November 4th: Saturday
I woke up at 0630 to go for my run. Run number 4 from Adelphi Suites to Benchakitti Forest Park (North) to Lumphini Park and around, then back. Run number 4 was very good like the others. I'm only stopping twice now, once after going around Lumphini, and again on exiting Benchakitti. After that, the usual ablutions. And then the English Breakfast from the hotel.
After breakfast, I decided to take the BTS to Icon Siam. Now, I'm no fan of shopping malls, but I fancied going because it is on the banks of the Chao Phraya river. From where I am, close to Nana BTS, it takes roughly an hour by BTS to get to Icon Siam - Nana to Siam, Siam to Krung Thonburi, then Krung Thonburi to Charoen Nakhon. The final BTS line - The Golden Line - is a funny little line, reminds me a lot of the Docklands light railway in London, but perhaps a bit nicer.
And my thoughts on Icon Siam. Immediately it was my favourite Bankgok shopping mall. This is a very beautiful shopping mall. I hope it does not get too cluttered in the future like a lot of Thai shopping malls seem to go. And there was a Maserati MC20 in there too - fantastic. If you visit one Bangkok shopping mall, Icon Siam is the one to visit. I stopped in a cafe and had a nice iced Americano and read some of my book - "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck" - and there was a section in there that seemed quite appropriate to me, I'll have to do a blog post on it.
Then I took the Chao Phraya Express Boat to Ratchawong, and walked through China Town to Wat Mangkorn underground station - on the way I picked up a really nice iced strawberry drink. Finally, I took the train back to Sukhumvit, popped in to Terminal 21 to get some more cash, and did my regular walk back to the hotel, stopping to buy a vitamin B drink, on the way.
Back in the hotel, I updated this blog post and thought about plans for the rest of the day. Studying certainly. Chuck-wow. Shower. Food I'll leave to later. I said I'd visit Miss A again in Nana, this time with a plan (I realize, when I bar-fined her on Tuesday, I'd not bar-fined a girl for many years - I'm thinking 13+.) Plans for tonight - visit Miss A, bar-fine her, get some food (I'll be mega hungry by then), and visit some of the other Nana Plaza agogos - Billboard/Butterflies/Red Dragon/Spanky's/Angelwitch. Will we go back to my hotel!? (undecided, if it's not for a long-time, perhaps not worth it - one thing I've learnt from this holiday, is that I don't need sex) Or might I decide to seek out Miss B again!? Do I want to be with Miss B more!?
Miss A is sick tonight. Miss B it is then (that's if she's even working tonight / not been bar-fined already). You might wonder why don't I look for a Miss C!? Well, I've known many Thai ladies who work in Agogo bars, and I was very impressed with Miss B's intelligence more than anything else.
I'll leave at 2100 and what happens, happens - maybe nothing happens and I enjoy a Sunday run.
And yes, I'll be enjoying a Sunday run. Miss A was sick and Miss B had a night off. I was more sad by Miss B having the night off. I visited Miss B's bar - The Dollhouse - and enquired about her. I like Miss B. I feel want to be with her. Maybe I should return tomorrow and bar-fine her for my final 3 nights in Bangkok!?
Never mind. I visited Crazy House and I can see why they call it Crazy House, it is very crazy. Some nice ladies there, also not pushy for lady drinks. Cowboy 2 up next, maybe a little more pushy, and not many nice ladies in there (a bit too chubby for my liking.) I saw the lady I like with glasses outside Tilac on my exit from Soi Cowboy (maybe if she's there tomorrow I'll buy her a lady drink.) And had a super healthy Angus Burger King meal with strawberry milkshake on my way home.
Onto tomorrow and run number 5. My blisters are going to go crazy.
Day 8: November 5th: Sunday
Run number 5 went well. I might be getting fitter 😊. I'll have to do the Park Run when I return home, see how good my time is.
For breakfast (at the Monsoon again) I had an absolutely gorgeous Eggs Benedict. Very Nice.
I then embarked on a trip to Bang Po on the MRT. The idea was to catch the Chao Phraya Express boat down to Sathorn. Bang Po was very very quiet though, which made me think the Express boat doesn't run on Sunday, but checking on the web said it did. Perhaps I was in the wrong place. Never mind, I did the return journey on the MRT, just one stop further to Queen Sirikit National Convention Centre, then had a very hot walk by Benchakitti Park lake. And finally back to Terminal 21.
At Terminal 21 I bought a blueberry smoothie. Got some more money out the cash machine. And returned to my hotel.
On the MRT I finished reading "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck". A very good book. I need to re-read.
Back at the hotel, I had a shower, a short kip, and completed the final two modules of Pxxxxxxxxxx Fxxxxxxxxxx Fxxxxxxxxxxx (I think that makes 4 online training courses completed in my holiday.)
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At around 9pm I went out. This would prove to be another experience (it's a bad experience really, but bad experiences are also good experiences because you learn a lot for them - arguably all experiences are good, it's having no experience which is bad.)
Firstly, I was accosted by what I think was a ladyboy on my walk to Soi Cowboy and I was sure she was going for my wallet. That's the first time I've experienced a potential pick pocket incident in all my time in Thailand (been coming since 2004.)
Then I got to Soi Cowboy with the intention of seeing Miss B in "The Dollhouse". This must go down as one of my strangest experiences in all of Thailand. I got the total cold shoulder. No looks, no smiles, no wave. She pretty much just walked past me without even acknowledging I was there. Definitely a bad experience, but a good experience too. I'm not going to second guess her reasons, it's impossible to say. I stick out in Agogos like a saw thumb so she definitely saw me. She looked busy, I could see her talking to two men (not sweet/gentle looking like me, much more rough kind of men.) I realize that these Agogo girls have to develop a very tough skin to survive. Anyway, that was that. I finished my drink and left.
I walked to Nana to see if Miss A was there. I enquired at her bar (I'm sure I was in the right place) and they said she doesn't work there. Perhaps she quit. I sent her a message to see if she's well. Honestly, I thought she was way too nice to be working in an Agogo as an Agogo girl. Service would have been better for her.
Then I ended up in "Billboard" agogo as it's highly rated. It was very busy and with many very rough looking men in there (I was accidentally sat on a rough looking dudes seat - he looked a little angry when he came back.) Some beautiful women in there, but none who were attractive to me.
I returned back to my hotel, stopped to pick up a toasted ham and cheese sandwich from the 7-Eleven and reflected on the night. Definitely a night of learning. I have 15'000 baht and 2 nights left in Thailand. No way am I going to spend that in 2 nights. I feel like I'm done with lady agogos (the unbridled, do anything, filthy lust for money, and roughness of these girls is a massive turn off). The only thing left is the ladyboy agogos (ladyboys in Thailand are often more feminine than the ladies.)
Now to enjoy the final two full days of my holiday. Looks like I will make it to 7 runs in Bangkok if my legs and feet hold out - we can run on Monday and Tuesday. I'll enjoy 3 more breakfasts, and 2 more evening meals. I'd like to have another go at riding the Chao Phraya Express boat, this time starting in Sathorn and going up to Bang Po (Tuesday!?) And the King Power Mahanakhon skywalk experience (Monday!?) Agogo wise, I'm pretty much done with Agogos, definitely nothing on Monday (unless Miss A recovers.) Maybe ladyboys on Tuesday, my final night - this will round off a very interesting holiday.
0200 on Sunday night I was awake with a strange thought. Why didn't I buy a lady drink for the other girl in The Dollhouse I liked!? (The naked dancer with tiny tits.) Yes, Sunday night would go down as bad lady agogo experience night (but a good experience) but there's still 2 nights to go, and there was another lady I liked in The Dollhouse (strangely I didn't realize as my mind was on Miss B, but seeing as she totally blew me out....) Buy a lady drink (maybe even bar-fine) for a different girl in the same Agogo - interesting/dangerous experience!? Hmm... And there was also the girl with glasses who sometimes stands outside Tilac. Maybe Monday night one more venture into the seedy world of lady Agogos...
Further reflection on last night. Some of the men these Agogo girls have to deal with are vile, boorish and brutish men. The Agogo girls definitely earn every penny of their time when they are with these men (really, they deserve a lot more.) The Agogo girls do (mostly) have a choice though. They can tell customers to f*ck off (not good for business though - theirs and the Agogo)! When I see a Thai girl with one of these boorish men, I think she deservers an Oscar for her performance - anything for some dollar!
Day 9: November 6th: Monday
Run 6 completed 😊 And I had another fantastic English Breakfast. That was my last English breakfast. Tomorrow I'll have Eggs Benedict. I'll skip Wednesday breakfast in favour of getting to the Airport well on time but a good evening meal on Tuesday is a good idea (maybe a steak or the lamb shank.)
After breakfast I made my way to King Power Mahanakhon. I had thought about doing the Skywalk, but realized it probably needed booking in advance. I took the MRT from Sukhumvit to Silom, then walked the rest of the way. A bit of a long hot walk. You don't need to cross the busy road where the BTS track curves, just walk down to Chong Nonsi BTS and you can cross there.
After visiting the foyer of KPM (not sure it was even that), I took the BTS from Chong Nonsi, via Siam, back to Asok. Walked back from Asok stopping at Burger King to get a Strawberry milkshare. Also some things from the 7-Eleven. Back at the hotel I did one final clothes wash of the holiday.
Thought for today whilst I was travelling to KPM. Inspired by reading "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck". I give a fuck about way too much. I give a fuck about things that don't matter to me at all. I give a fuck about things I don't even care about. Give a fuck about the things you care about. Don't give a fuck about everything else.
Bath done. Clothes washing done and clothes hung up to dry. Then I started a new training course - G** E********* T*******. Modules 1 to 3 of 6 done (50%).
I went out around 8:00pm. Must admit to not feeling much like going out. I'm in Thailand though, so might as well enjoy the opportunities whilst they are available. I never go out in England.
Firstly I went into "Suzie Wong Agogo". It was a bit quiet. The lady said more girls would be coming later. Also Monday is normally a quiet night. After that I ended up in a Ladyboy Agogo. One of the ladyboys looked so beautiful. I'll call her Miss W. Yes, I barfined her. 700 baht. Also 7000 baht for long time.
Miss W and I went to the "Penny Black" club, then back to my hotel. And we really didn't do much. Some cuddling. A massage. Slept together and that was the end of Monday.
Day 10: November 7th: Tuesday
I woke up around 0615 to go for my 7th and final Lumphini Park run of the holiday. Because of the number 7, I had to do it. Miss W stayed in my room until I returned and left not long later (say 0800.)
My thoughts on long-time and girlfriend experience. I've always liked the girlfriend experience in Thailand. I'm not a prostitute shagger, I just can't do it anymore, even if I really want to. Truth is, I don't need it. Masturbation and sex dolls work much better for me. There's something about trying to shag a real girl knowing that she doesn't really want it - it's not possible for me. No matter how good these Agogo girls act, you know it is just an act. The girlfriend experience similarly, it never feels girlfriend enough, just an act, and when you have a loving relationship with real girlfriend/wife, that experience is so so much better. I've got the girlfriend experience well and truly out my system now. It's the wife or no human (sex dolls are fantastic girlfriends.)
I had another Eggs Benedict and strawberry smoothie from the Monsoon restaurant. Then took the BTS to Sala Daeng. I had been planning to take the BTS to Saphan Taksin, and take the river express boat from Sathorn to Bang Pho, but decided to skip it, so got off and Sala Daeng instead.
From Sala Daeng BTS. I walked to Lumphini Park and did some exploring there. Lumphini Park is my favourite place in Bangkok, so made sense to spend a bit more time there on my last day. Then I walked up to Sukhumvit road. Not a great road, reminded me how the wife is really very correct about it not being super nice to walk in a hot country like Thailand. Have I been unfair on her and her not wanting to walk anywhere!? Probably yes. Thing is, if you go on holiday and just stay in a Hotel, it can seem a bit boring and depressing (because you're missing all the action.)
When I got to Sukhumvit, I took the BTS from Chit Lom to Asok, and spend a little time in Terminal 21 (got some more cash out too, but not totally sure if any of it will be used.) Then back to the Hotel. I thought I should visit the swimming pool at least once. The swimming pool was on the 16th floor and was a tiny - not a great swimming pool. Finally, back at the hotel I wrote this and had a fantastic wank about my favourite female anime character.
It is funny. All these hot sexy Thai ladies, and I can't get my rocks off to any them (3 I have bar-fined in this trip, and 1 visit to a sexy massage shop). I get my rocks off to an anime character. Thai ladies are a bit overrated. And the Thai ladies in Agogos are lacking some kind of sexiness (the lust for money seems so apparent, and isn't sexy to see.) I wonder if in 10 or 20 years time Agogos will be a thing of the past!? Perhaps it is just Bangkok, but I seemed to remember the Pattaya girls as being more real and friendly (that was like a decade ago though.)
I was thinking about Miss B (who gave me the cold shoulder) - does she hate herself!? Is that why she does that job!? Do some ladies prefer men who treat them roughly like a sex doll - because it adds fuel to their self-hate - and dislike gentle-men who are caring and treat them like humans!?
~~~ Final afternoon of the holiday ~~~
Bath and more reading. Some pre-packing for tomorrow.
My flight (TG916) is at 13:20 tomorrow. Need to be there for 10:20. Need to leave the hotel around 09:00 (maybe I would have time for an English breakfast 😊.)
I completed modules 4 & 5 (out of 6) of the course G** E********* T*******. Then had a fantastic pork chop (maybe my last meal until the Thai Airways flight tomorrow.) Returned to my room, had a shower, and finished module 6 of G** E********* T*******. Now listening to music and relaxing until I decide to venture out - for 1 last time this trip - into the Bangkok night life...
My last night was pretty quiet. I had a Stella in the central drinking area at Nana Plaza. Went to Random 2 to see if Miss A was there and she was not. Random 2 is a little bit quiet, but I quite like Agogos that are a little bit quiet (not too quiet though.) There was one very attractive lady at Random 2 who I was tempted to buy a drink for, but I did not. I tried Spanky's next. Spanky's was good, very busy, and they put on a show too (to be honest, a bit of a lame show - at least they make the effort.) And that was it. I walked back to my hotel feeling thoughtful. And returned back to the hotel at the early time of 10pm, which - since I need to be up at 7am tomorrow, and need to pack some bags - was a good thing.
Agogo bars give the illusion of your not being alone. All these attractive ladies (and many unattractive ones too) who'll happily give you company for some cold hard cash. That's pretty much all it is though. You're paying a professional to put on an act that they actually like you and want to spend time with you. No money, no honey!
This was my Thailand trip without the Thai wife because I was so bored of her. And through all these experiences, I find myself valuing her more.
Day 11: November 8th: Wednesday
I woke up at 0630 (pretty much the time I was waking up for my Lumphini runs.) Had a shower and checked out of the hotel. I took the BTS from Nana to Asok. Then the MTS and Airport rail link to get back to Suvarnabhumi Airport. I was close to my gate before 10:00 (flight leaves 13:20) after having an egg and cheese McMuffin (they forgot the sausage slice.)
Now just to wait for my flight. Time to read and reflect on this trip. I'll create a separate blog post for my reflections.
The flight was delayed leaving by about an hour due to a technical issue. We had to be coached to the plane, something I've never experienced at Suvarnabhumi. When I got on the plane it was very empty. I've never seen a plane to/from Thailand so empty. I guess people don't like travelling on Wednesday. I had three seats all to myself. I didn't sleep much on the flight. The best way to beat jet-lag is to aim to go to sleep at the normal time when you land at your destination. I had short kips. Read some more of "12 Rules for Life". Watched 3 movies - Her, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, John Wick 4.
I was happy to be back in England and see my Lotus in the car park. She started first time.
THE END
Day 12: November 9th: Thursday
I did say "The End" above, but just a little more.
On Thursday I woke up at 5:55 to do my Insanity workout. After doing the 7 Lumphini runs and feeling quite fit after that, I'm keen to maintain my fitness. Fitness is important and makes you feel good about yourself.
I hardly feel any jet-lag. It has only just gone midday in England though. And largely unaffected by the post-holiday blues. This was a good holiday and I have an idea to return maybe early next year - will I see the wife next time!?
PS I was very happy to see my love dolls again 😊.
To be continued in "Reflections on Bangkok: October 29 to November 8: 2023"
Some pictures from my stay in Adelphi Suites room 1002.
