Internet forums are incredibly silly places. People get so invested in these little digital shitpiles. They really think people care, but no one gives a shit.
And if you are ever fortunate enough to get banned from one of these little digital shitpiles, then you've just got to say to the wielder of the ban hammer:
Take Your Little Digital Shitpile And Shove It Back Up Your Ass!
This is an awesome post, I'd recommend anyone reads it before getting invested in any internet forum:
Shouting into the Void: Hang the Moderators - SuperNerdLand
"In the worst places, who gets the mod position is less a matter of who is capable of doing the job and more about putting a stamp of approval on certain community members who best toe the line and kiss the ass."
"Mods often paint themselves as the selfless ideal of the internet; the thin blue line between chaos and the ever present boogieman of “trolls.” In actuality they do the job for purely selfish reasons. It enables them to shape a small corner of the internet to their will, and crucially it gives them a degree of power over other people. The type of person naturally attracted to being a moderator is often the worst suited to doing the job in a way that serves the community."
Put another way:
Take Your
Little Digital Feculence
And Stuff It, You Fucking Cunt!
And:
I Wouldn't Touch Your Little Digital Shitpile With A Barge Pole!
And some forums really aren't forums at all, they are places where:
- Cliques of ass kissing cunts, line up to kiss each others ass and keep back a special one for the moderator gods.
- People post stuff because they desperately want attention and validation, and they don't give a shit about the stuff other people post. 99.9% of people on these forums only care about themselves - they might comment on other peoples threads just because they hope the OP will repay the favour (it rarely works that way.) Absolutely they are not a community you should ever want to be a part of.
- It is the last place in the world where you should seek balanced advice.
- You are not important!
Internet forums are for losers! If you had a life you would be out living it, and not spending countless hours staring at a computer screen.
And:
I would rather not do internet forums and instead have a life!
Or:
Shove your cunting little digital feculence up your ass! I'm off to get a life, and I'll leave you to enjoy your pathetic fake internet existence in peace! You cunt!