I am a bad person!
And I'm going straight to hell!
Don't worry about sinning and be happy you're going to hell!
I look forward to my punishment in hell. And I'll embrace my punishment, like I embraced a "no fucks given" life.
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are more fun!" - Billy Joel
PS I've spent a lot of my life worrying "am I a bad person?" and now I realize "fuck it, I am a bad person, lets embrace it!"